vagina desertificationifier
the male equivalent of a b-n-rkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive s-xual feelings in a woman’s v-g-n-, causing the inside of the v-g-n- to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.
“hey, you hear about that new guy?”
“yeah, i’ve seen him before, i wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot pole, he’s a total v-g-n- desertificationifier.
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