Vagina Fairys
the v-g-n- fairys are the farys who live in my v-g-n-, they have built a city in all 15 of them, saddly 3 of the v-g-n-s were destroyed because of zombies, 🙁
v-g-n- fairys #12345 got and a- in the it’s gcse science
we are very proud.
where as v-g-n- fairy #23454 got a f we disowned him.
but the rest go and attack people and kill them from the inside, they enter through the toe nails.
they also through shoes at people ¬.¬ evil basterds
but it’s mostly their “home” what is evil ^_^
look at the v-g-n- fairys =d
1. the visit many men pray for after having s-x without birth control.
2. the single worst 3+ days of a man’s month (also for the women i guess)
3. kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide
4. the visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.
5. i could go on forever
guy: so has the v-g-n- fairy come yet?
girl: no i’m late 2 weeks
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“your mom’s the v-g-n- fairy”
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so when does your visit from the vigina fairy end?
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a head that has a cut lined face in it and has a hair on he/her head…bushy hair or can be shaved. my friends v-g-n- head hair got shaved yesterday. when someone’s being an idiot or moron. also, if someone is being annoying. “dude, shut up. you’re such a v-g-n-head!” 1: a vain woman, feminist […]
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