Vagina Freckles
freckles on the inner l-b–. each freckle signifies a secret filthy talent. the more v-g-n- freckles, the kinkier the girl.
oooh gurrrrl she got so many t-tty freckles, i bet she got v-g-n- freckles too! mmmmmmmmmmm mmmm! i hope she -beeps- muh -beep-
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