Vagina Ham
discovered the fateful morning of february 8th, by kurtis schwartzentruber. the v-g-n- ham is the first doc-mented slab of ham discovered to have a formation disturbingly familiar to the v-g-n-. the ham is entirely real and was originally going to be sold on e-bay but the hams owner devoured the ham, including the v-g-n-.
picture to be included upon publishing. trust me it’s amazing.
holy sh-t, that ham has a v-g-n-. it must be a v-g-n- ham.
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