vagina harmonics
an old trick created by keith richards on an early tour.harmonics are created on the guitar by having a women hover their v-g-n- over the designated fret. he once did it live on stage. he was later arrested for it.
hey keith instead of using your finger use francine’s hairy pink taco…we’ll call it v-g-n- harmonics
incest is gross…but v-g-n- harmonic are hot
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