Vagina Hat


an excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women’s hat.
gay man 1: “omg, did you see the v-g-n- hats in the latest dior show? they were huge!”

gay man 2: “gurl! galliano loves him some hats. they’re out of control.”
the beef curtains are so big you pull them down your head to make a hat
her beef curtains were so big i made a v-g-n- hat out of it.
similar to -ss hat, only instead of having your head up one’s -ss, it’s up one’s vag hole
a v-g-n- hat is someone who should pull their head out of their v-g-n- and grow a pair

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    a women who likes to make her v-g-n- “talk” like it is a ventriloquist dummy by using her fingers to open and close her v-g-n-l opening, mimicking the human mouth while using a cartoon sounding like voice for humoring others. that lady over there got drunk one night at a party, stripped down naked and […]

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