vagina infinita


the motif recurring in folklore (legends, jokes) of an overly large (even grotesquely vast) v-g-n—in which objects become lost, into which entire persons tumble, etc. clearly a projection of masculine fears of s-xual inadequacy, the image epitomizes the concept of the voracious and insatiable s-xual appet-te attributed to some (or all) women. the term was coined (in english, at least) by the folklorist elissa r. henken; see henken and mariamne whatley, did you hear about the girl who–?: contemporary legends, folklore, and human s-xuality (ny: new york up, 2000) 121.
joke (based on the motif of the v-g-n- infinita): a woman is being degitally pleasured. “oh, your ring hurt me!” “that’s not my ring, it’s my watch.” legend/rumor (exemplifying the motif of the v-g-n- infinita): a woman loses a tampon (or a hotdog) inside herself.

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