Vagina Monkey
synonym for “woman.” a word that both combines and describes their screeching, irrational behavior and the only thing providing them value to anyone else.
simply put, women little more than monkeys with v-g-n-s.
“dude, better keep your v-g-n- monkey under control, it is being a huge b-tch.”
“we were at the mall and we saw a whole pack of v-g-n- monkeys fighting over a sale.”
5 more definitions
a walking std.
you are a v-g-n-monkey, as is ur mom.
a person or persons who are in the v-g-n- almost non-stop (a player or a pimp).
dude, max is such a v-g-n- monkey, with all his b-tches and what not.
a human baby.
the tail, of course, being the umbilical cord.
doctor: oh, lord! this is the ugliest little v-g-n- monkey i have ever brought into this world!
a creature resembling a monkey with a v-g-n- for a mouth. it’s diet consists of only the male genitals.
oh no! keep that v-g-n- monkey away from the men!
to be a loser who wants to name a friends lacrosse stick j-zz
oh my god! emtruepoo your such a v-g-n- monkey! i’m not naming my stick j-zz!! haha
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