vagina smooch


v-g-n- smooch (va-gi-na sh-moo-chh)

one who smooches the v-g-n-. (agj.)
so little johnny stood up in latin cl-ss and said, “ms. planeta, you are a v-g-n- smooch.” and quietly fliped his desk over and left cl-ss to go kill himself.

Read Also:

  • Vaginite

    a person who is and or acts similar to a v-g-n-. this person is also a little b-tch and commits many acts of douche baggery. that guy michael mclaughlin is most defiently a vaginite. a v-g-n- like rock formation the cave was full of staglemites, and a single vaginite. a special breed of people that […]

  • Vag wank

    a vag w-nk is the act of m-st-rb-t–n on a woman. man, i was giving this girl a vag w-nk last night when my parents walked in.

  • vajerk

    vajerk- an alternate form of the word jerk. not to be confused with idiot. vajerk is the proper form of jerk and can be used in place of the word jerk. also, hilarious to say. vik: whats that? you called me a vajerk? maria: no i said you were a jerk. vik: yea well your […]

  • Valethole

    (va-ley-hohl) n. those car parking services which seek to provide a customer convenience by blocking (but not using) the close parking spots, stealing your loose change and denting your car…all while you wait. mike: why can’t we find a spot to park? rick: those valetholes blocked half the lot. last time i came here they […]

  • val kilmer

    only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave. val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang noun. a very talented actor who could have reprised his role for batman and robin. recently appearing in alexander. he is the epitome of the cool guy. see: bad-ss, fox, talent val […]


Disclaimer: vagina smooch definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.