vagina trouser


a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external l-b– from slapping each other and create the much dreaded “v-g-n-l slapping noise”, also referred to as a “sn-tchsmack” or a “chesterfield”. normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. sometimes v-g-n- trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.
“that girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! she needs a f-cking v-g-n- trouser!

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