vaginal dissonance
(n) – an unstable combination of women that increases ambient b-tchiness. this can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman’s v-g-n- interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. the intensity of v-g-n-l dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each v-g-n-, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted v-g-n-l frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. it is believed that most doc-mented cases of pms are actually mistaken episodes of v-g-n-l dissonance.
bob: “dude, do not go in that room right now.”
paul: “why?”
bob: “because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the v-g-n-l dissonance is extreme.”
paul: “d-mn…would you like to get a taco or something?”
bob: “would i!”
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