Vaginal Dryness
1. n, when a guy hasn’t turned you on enough. the opposite of v-g-n-l wetness. sandpaperesque.
2. n,the archenemy of the nymphomaniacal orgy of justice
1. dude, that chick’s v-g-n-l dryness totally rubbed my d-ck raw.
2. v-g-n-l dryness totally braniganed the freelance f-cker today. we almost lost her…
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