Vaginal Glutton
a new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman’s v-g-n- after intercourse. if 30 days p-sses, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be sh-tten out. if a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. if the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.
ill be back, i need a new pack of v-g-n-l gluttons.
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