vaginal mosquitoes
v-g-n-l mosquitoes is a newly discovered sti/std that affects s-xually active and infected women who have come into contact with a man infected with the disease known as “penile termites”.
a man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the p-n-s into the v-g-n- will expose and embed termites into the walls of the v-g-n-. these termites burrow deep and form a coc–n- like structure that protects them during a woman’s cycle. usually, within a month the coc–n will break open and a newly transformed v-g-n-l mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
v-g-n-l mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
amanda had a bad case of the v-g-n-l mosquitoes- but luckily some bug spray fixed the problem!
i can’t sit still, my v-g-n-l mosquitoes are running wild.
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