Vaginal Query
when somebody says something unusual and is replied to by a squeaking sound made by a release of air from the v-g-n-, much like a queef but with a more distinctive tone.
“my wife asked me if i wanted to milk a cow with her for our honeymoon, i replied with a v-g-n-l query.”
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