vaginal sommelier


one who does a finger wiff of your woman’s juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour
after making out and heavy petting, the stink i found after going all v-g-n-l sommelier on her prompted me to stick my c-ck in her and not my tongue

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