Vaginalance


the excessively feminine version of the popular world of warcraft warrior ability named vigilance.

vigilance
30 yd range
focus your protective gaze on a party or raid member. each time they are hit by an attack, your taunt cooldown is refreshed and you gain vengeance as if 20% of the damage was done to you. lasts 30 min. this effect can only be on one target at a time.

this modified version of the ability is best attributed to the constant nagging the warrior receives to cast the ability on the whining player.

other than the humorous renaming of the ability some rumor it to actually be an artifact type weapon of untold abilities.
nyxi: i’ve asked you over and over again for vigilance, can you please just remember to give it to me?

alexandria: okay okay, get off my back. here’s your stinking v-g-n-lance. happy now?

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