vaginamancy


the wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heteros-xual man’s circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist
her powers of v-g-n-mancy are superior even to your mom’s!
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the ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.
in order to get help moving heavy boxes, lorraine had to exercise some serious v-g-n-mancy

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