vaginaphobia
to be afraid of getting p-ssy or to be offered p-ssy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-“so did you f-ck that b-tch last night or what, she was all over you”
2-“nah man i had to head back home y’know”
1-“head back home??what the f-cks wrong with you limpd-ck, you suffering from acute v-g-n-phobia??”
1 more definition
the fear of a v-g-n- anywhere near you
david: hey sam, did you hear about simon’s v-g-n-phobia?
sam: what the f-ck, that dude must be gay if hes got v-g-n-phobia!
david: man, i heard you had v-g-n-phobia
sam: urm no? im not gay dude
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