Vagincubation
noun
1. when an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans v-g-n-. the eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
q: “so, lisa, tell me, did you have s-x with rodney yet?”
a: “yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and i’m hoping he didn’t realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away.”
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