vaginophus
a mythical creature whose entire face is one huge v-lv- and v-g-n-. vaginophus is said to reside in heavily wooded areas, stalking its prey with a throbbing intensity.
“i can’t tell if i just gave vaginophus a facial or a creampie.”
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- vaginuts
(in gender-challenged individuals) the place where the v-g-n- meets the nuts in the crotch region. (in general conversation) a particularly inept individual who can’t tell his nuts from a v-g-n-. > he’s a moron, he probably wouldn’t know he was a guy if his d-ck wasn’t attached to him. > what a vaginuts.
- valengina
getting laid on valentine’s day, just because it’s valentine’s day. ‘dude, jeff’s never gotten anywhere with that b-tchy girlfriend of his. but he totally got some valengina the other night because he got her roses and flowers for valentine’s day.’
- valholl
will eventually rot away “what a valholl decision” “yeah… it valholled”
- vampass
vampire–ss when a woman bleeds everywhere during her period ie: toilets, pants, sheets, beds, couches or various places where one sits come clean the toilet seat, you vamp-ss! brenda is such a vamp-ss, she sat on my couch and leacked everywhere
- vancleave
total b-mbling idiot yo, vancleave is a friggin idiot.