Vagometer
like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a v-g-n- has endured. a combination of v-g-n- and odometer.
vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy st-tches.
that sl-ts vagometer turned over before she got her driver’s license.
similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman’s v-g-n- has had; how worn out it is.
i can’t believe she finally single again, i’d ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.
a multi-scale measuring device. capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.
the enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.
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