Vagoober
noun: a carrier of such traits as a total f-cking tease, s-x noob, or general lack of s-xual knowledge
e.g. “dude, maya is a vagoober, don’t even go there”
adjective: unclean, torn up, used or otherwise less than average ladyparts.
e.g. “dude, her snootch is vagoobers”
verb: sucking in bed, to engage in the act of being a tease, s-xual misconduction.
e.g. “nah man, she f-cking vagoobered me”
he is vagoobers girl, little d-ck, big ego.
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