Vagoom
a poof, a h-m-s-xual. someone who has s-x with other men. a man who likes another mans d-ck up his -ss.
vicenzo was at the gay bar being a vagoom last night.
larry was being vagoom when he went to the truck stop to blow greasy truckers for 1 dollar bills.
the most amazing feminine sensation known to womankind. the v-g-n-‘s physical reaction to the psychological conditions of s-x. it begins to throb or pulsate and becomes extremely wet. in a sense, this is its way of “pulling” you towards the p-n-s. usually disrupts any sense of rationality and self control. a she-b-n-r.
oh my god i was so rediculously h-rny! i kept getting the craziest vagooms ever!
i feel terrible, i didn’t mean to, but… i was getting “vagooms” and then i just had to.
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