Vagspur
a vagspur is when you’re getting it on with a woman so old that that the crustiness of her v-g-n- spurs your d-ck.
-i was banging your grandmother last night and i noticed a little blood, i was like gross! but then i noticed that it was coming from my d-ck, she gave me a vagspur.
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