Vagtaggage
formal: vagtaggary number
informal: vagtaggage
the vagtaggary number is the number of v-g-n-s you have plowed. quite literally for some what makes them a man. quite literally for others not so much. inflation of the vagtaggary number even by one v-g-n- if founded with proof of evidence(haha her ratting you out, you deserve it manb-tch)has the punishment of becoming manb-tch until manb-tch gets his vagtaggary number set straight. deflation is allowed, but only to women.
girl:hey whats your vagtaggage?
guy: oh, about 6 or 7. (14-16? too f-cked up to remember the last 2 so maybe not.)
girl: ok, lets have s-x.
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