Vagu


a slang term for the female genitalia. it may commonly be confused with type of pasta sauce.
the elderly woman’s vagu looked like a grilled cheese sandwich being spread apart.
adjective: 1) wandering; 2) vague (wiktionary)
“…i ask my dignity vagus wandering in strange land…” (“antigone” by roberta di lorenzo)
1: mucus that bursts forth from the v-g-n-.

2: v-g-n-l snot.
“sorry i got my vagu all over your face, it doesn’t mean that i don’t love you. i just have a v-g-n-l cold with v-g-n-l-nasal congestion. maybe they should make v-g-n-l decongestants.”

“i need to go blow the vagu out of my v-g-n-.”
the mystical gaping hole of time.
when the women of 83 spread her vagu it looked like grilled cheese.

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