Vaguebook


noun: an intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. this could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. more simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. such as “pointless”, “frustrated”, or any inside joke.
did you see jeremy’s vaguebook? all it said was ‘pointless’.
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to seek sympathy and/or attention by posting something vague as your facebook status. usually the only people who ask you “what’s wrong??” are lonely stay-at-home moms who want some extra gossip. the rest of the free world does not give a sh-t and wish you would just suck it up and shut the f-ck up.
vaguebook post: “some people just make me so mad!!”
readers: “oh, g-d…samantha’s vaguebooking again. i wish she’d shut the f-ck up…”

vaguebook post: “i just love being backstabbed! not!”
readers: “jennie, seriously…shut the f-ck up and grow some b-lls.”

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