Vajesus
the jesus of v-g-n-s much like a pimp.
dude, i’m trying to get laid can you help me? you’re like the vajesus
2 more definitions
1. a perfect v-g-n- that is good to go for whatever comes its way. i.e. s-x.
2. a v-g-n- that is betrayed by vajudas in terms of c-ck-blocking
1. moriah- i just shaved; my vajesus is ready to perform miracles!
2. megan- i’m gonna go with you to the movies with your boyfriend ok??
moriah- my vajesus hates your vajudas right now.
a nun or other oveerly religious female
she is such a vajesus, everything she owns has a bible verse inscribed on it
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