vajfap


having s-x. just like gofap is to m-st-rb-t- and nofap is to (try to) not m-st-rb-t-. vajfap is essentially “masturbating with a v-g-n-” i.e. getting laid.
….”the optimal -j-c-l-t–n frequency is therefore going to be lower for gofappers, higher for nofappers, and like baby bear’s porridge, juuuuuust the right amount for vajfappers.”

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