Vajomit
when a female expels a loose watery bowel movement while p-ssing gas and the force of the wind propels it into her v-g-n-.
krissy- “i was home all alone and i farted. then i realized something didn’t feel right.”
jane- “why? what was wrong?”
krissy- “i went to the bathroom, wiped, and my vajay was covered in sh-t.”
jane- “ew, dude. you vajomitted all over yourself.”
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