vajonas
of or relating to the v-g-n-. when used to describe someone, it means a p-ssy or even a b-tch or a jonas brother.
stop being such a vajonas.
if your friends name is jon and acts like a p-ssy, he’s a vajona.
“hey jon want to go for a run?”
“sorry i cant, im doing sauna yoga after i harvest my garden.”
“my g-d youre such a vajona.”
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