Vajunchies
a man’s craving for c-nn-l-ng-s that is brought on by a few drinks.
after a few beers, jack told his woman to get ready for some marathon oral s-x because he had the vajunchies.
#c-nn-l-ng-s #v-g-n- #munchies #craving #beer #tongue
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