val-tap
the most epic kind of bl-w j-b position. the female sucks the male from upside down with her legs wrapped around his neck. basically a tricked out 69 position for bl-w j-bs. (depending on strength of male, can be done either laying down or standing up)
example 1 noun:
oakley: “dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!”
josh: “sweet, i’ve always wanted to do that with my girl.”
example 2 verb:
janie and harold val-tapped all night, standing up. harold’s neck hurt in the morning.
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