Valanti


1. the term given to a person who’s mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. a valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. a valanti rearly has dignity.

2. to pull a valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
1. “that guy over there must be a valanti, look at his clothes!”

2. “he pulled a valanti! look at the juice on his pants!”
1 more definition
valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. he is very charming and nice and he is very very attaractive. he’s very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick -ss when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.
jamie: ….he hurt my feelings valantis…

valantis:its ok baby i’m here for you but first …..-gets the bat- where’s that son of a b-tch ??

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