Valdosta, Georgia
football capital of the nation. home of the valdosta state blazers, the valdosta wildcats, and the lowndes vikings. total bad-ss town, but absolutely nothing to do. valdostians make their own fun. has beautiful girls and the friendliest people. a small town feel in a growing city.
i’m from valdosta, georgia, a.k.a. t-tletown or valvegas.
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1. a city where there’s not much to do, not much to see, and not much reason to live here. there are basically no good jobs, plenty of illegal mexicans, and well beyond your fill of steriotypical black g-ngb-ngers. and apparently the only requirement to get a license to drive, is learning how to parallel park. valdosta is home to the blazers, the wild adventures theme park, the moody air force base, a golden corral, lots of stray animals, many all-black neighborhoods, dollar-stores with barred doors and windows, people that can’t drive worth sh-t, routine car wrecks, crooked cops that enjoy beating people senseless, and yours truly. all the big city experience, but in a smaller, more redneck package. stop on by!
guy: hey, did you hear about the car wreck in valdosta, georgia?
jnj: which one?
guy: the one where n-body died.
jnj: n-body died!? there is a g-d!
guy: yeehah! now i’m gonna go have s-x with my 12 year old cousin/sister/daughter/uncle joe!
jnj: tell the cops that i said “hey”, as they bash your skull in.
guy: will do!
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