Valedictorian


the student with the highest academic rank in a cl-ss who delivers the valedictory at graduation.
my sister was the valedictorian at school
the best person from a cl-ss, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.
jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.
the kid with the highest gpa in high school. stereotypically spends all free time doing homework, studying, and not having friends. occasionally will actually be a raw–ss kid who wings every test, turns in homework 2 months late, and just chills instead of working 10 times harder like the #2 kid. may even have friends and not have a stuck-up att-tude. may even have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

k maybe not that last one, but hey, one can dream
student 1: dude that chick studies way too much
student 2: yeah she def does, even on friday and sat-rday nights
student 1: she’s probably gonna be valedictorian
student 2: lol sucks to be her
student 1: lol

student 1: dude that kid must study all the time and have no friends to get so smart
student 2: no dude, he’s a major slacker and he’s pretty alright and legit
student 1: oic
student 2: ya
val: ‘sup bros
student 1: ‘sup dude
student 2: i heard you were gettin’ it
val: nah i’m definitely not gettin’ it from anyone, being smart doesn’t count for sh-t with the ladies
student 1: d-mn
student 2: sh-t n-gg-
the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating cl-ss. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.
girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know….hes valedictorian

Read Also:

  • Vaish

    1)synonymn for a horse. 2) a renowned gaysian. 3) (verb) to do a vaish-the act of being a clumsy horse and knocking a shisha over (and subsequently burning a hole in a sofa). 4) a type of hairstyle (see quiff). 5) (verb) to vaish-the act of saying cricket whilst sleeping. person 1: omg vaish is […]

  • valheru

    a weird and gangly looking creature designed to bring nightmares to small children. although very ugly, still able to charm members of the opposite s-x (depending on species) can be used to describe a situation or person. a word that should rarely be used and if used, used with caution. “that old house down the […]

  • Valuable Gold Nuggets

    portions of gold holding significant value. these particular gems are regarded with high honor by many of the rural tribes of the bering sea and african feldspar lemers. n00b1: checks out them sick valuable gold nuggets, what do you estimate the value of 16 cubic centimeters? n00b2: i would have to say above 10,000, given […]

  • Vanilla Donkoff

    when you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated. i vanilla donkoffed on woman’s handball livers, i took the over first half. 365 fo life!!!

  • vargin

    a gay man who has never had s-x with a woman. the word comes from combining the two words, v-g-n- and virgin. my gay friend told me that he’s a proud vargin but i said to him, hey man, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.


Disclaimer: Valedictorian definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.