valengine’s day


what men call valentine’s day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.
travis: “i pulled out all the stops for my girl this valentine’s day, i am soooo getting laid tonight!”
john: “nice bro, sounds like you’re going to celebrate valengine’s day!”
travis: “totes!”

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