Valentines-less-ness
a term used to describe not having a valentine on valentine’s day. often leads to depression and sleep deprivation. many people are subject to valentines-less-ness because they are the “just friends” kind of person.
jack: you got a valentine, too??
patrick: yep..
jack: sh-t, i’m depressed..
patrick: dude, your valentines-less-ness is b-mming me out.
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