Valera


a russian teenager who is known for getting high and for his lanky but wonderful hugs. he has a bony b-tt according to firecrotch but this is due to him being as tall as a mountain but as thin as the wind. valera is keen on nicknames for his friends. i.e.: grease. valera has a wife, a wh-r- and a mistress who are clearly all being cheated on , as well as cheating on him. nevertheless he is madly in love with his arabian wife.
“i’d love to stay and chat but i’ve gotta smoke a blunt with valera”

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