Valetnine


a commonly mistaken version of “valentine” usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual “valentine”
instant messaging:
man one: wow dude you’ve got the best date this february…with yourself hahaha
man two: i don’t even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
man one: you need some help man

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