valfunction
a ‘value added’ malfunction; essentially, when an accident occurs but the result is positive.
the russian skater, having forgotten she wasn’t wearing anything under her tight racing suit, unzipped it to her navel, resulting in quite a valfunction for television viewers!
Read Also:
- Vamished
vamished: slang word similar to the yiddish word verklempt. to be without words. speechless. devistated. overcome with emotion. i’m vamished, i just heard morty’s wife died.
- Vampires teabag
a used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire. so imagine my surpise when i pulled my kn-b out there was a pungent ‘vampires teabag’ hung on the end like a mordid yoyo! 2 more definitions a used tampon as i was about to slip it into her, my […]
- Vanderspunk
a rare form of premature -j-c-l-t–n found in the caveman era. i vandersp-nked all over that b-tch.
- Vanishing Turd
when you do a big sh-t, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o i heard the splash, yet it apears to have dissapeared! looks like another vanishing t-rd.
- Vanstock
used in the show “that 70’s show”. the gang went to vanstock, a place described as woodstock but for vans. eric – dad, we’re going to vanstock this weekend. red – vanstock? what the h-ll is that? eric – well, it’s like woodstock, but for vans. red – sounds stupid. have fun.