valkyrie


one of the virginal women in norse mythology who searched the battlefields for the souls of dead men fit to become einherjar (pr-nounced ine-hair-ee-are), which were then taken up to valhalla (the equivalent of heaven) and trained to fight in the battle of ragnarok (equivalent of apocalypse). also served wine and food to the einherjar in the great hall.
from old norse. literally means “choosers of the slain.” disir who at odin or freyja’s command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the underworld to asgard. (they also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to valhalla. they are psycho pomps.) once there, they serve mead to those who have become einherjar.

often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. although beautiful, they are war-like. names of valkyries often mean ‘raging’, ‘shrieking’, ‘screaming’, etc…

see asatru, heathen, odinism
if you see a valkyrie, it means only one thing, you’re going to die.
a female wingman, specifically helping male friends get the ladies.
valkyrie: alright james, totally gonna go to the bar and we’re gonna get you laid tonight.
an air to air unit in starcraft(broodwar) that attacks with cl-ster missiles. these match forces with the corsair and the devourer completing the zerg, protoss, and terran triangle for power.
the valkyrie has low damage but with high rate of fire and splash damage
you wouldn’t expect it, but a fleet of battle cruisers can be eliminated with a handful of valkyrie’s
a variable fighter made from recovered alien technology used to defend the sdf-1 and its crew.
oh no, kakizaki’s valkyrie was shot down!
a hot woman you wanna f-ck but who is out of your league
“leanne’s a f-cking valkyrie
the baddest bike made by honda f6 baby
my valkyrie beats the sh-t out of harleys

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