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a spoiled, idiotic adolescent female from the southwestern part of the united states, typically rich and white, whose language is insulting to human intelligence.
proof that the san andreas fault needs to hurry up with sinking california back into the pacific ocean.
just watch the “clueless” movie or tv show to see a good example of what a valley girl is.
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a girl who spends 99.9% of her waking hours at the mall, and says…”totally”, “whatever” and “oh my gosh/god)” wayyy too much
“omg lets like go to the mall”
“totally cool idea!”
noun. girl who is from the san fernando valley of los angeles (area code 818)
any female in the movie “2 days in the valley” or julie from “valley girl” (1983)
a female born in the san fernando valley (part of los angeles county). made famous through a movie staring nicholas cage ent-tled “valley girl”. stereotypes include excess use of words such as “like, duh, tubular, rad, awesome, totally, and oh my god”, being white and rich, fasion icons, ditzy, stupid, blonde, or beach going freaks.

a valley girl is a valley girl only because of the location she was born. in the valley.

p.s. brittney spears was born in louisiana. she is not a valley girl by any means.

hi, i’m originally from l.a.! i’m a valley girl by no fault of my own!
1) a girl that comes from the san fernando valley that can be very prepy, rich, and usually spolied. says like, omg, jk or kk a lot in sentences, and loves shopping in the mall.

2) wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn’t bother them)

3) (the most irritating thing) it is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc…
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. no one but themselves know what they are talking about.

4) hardcore valley girls don’t admit that they are valley girls and get p-ssed off if you call them one.

no one really likes valley girls but each other.
1) like omg, yesterday was like totaly cool, i went shopping and got myself a $5 dress!

2) (conversation between 2 boys)
boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
boy 2: because she is a valley girl

3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)

boy 1: dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?

boy 2: no, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.

girl 1: ;]/]’;;;# (random gibberish)
girl 2: {<:}{:@~{!!! boy 1: look the valley girls are staring at us boy 2: oi, what you talking about (dead silence) girl 1: ;'#;];#;!!! girl 2: @}@@?~&)-(&!!!!!!! (they run off) 4) boy: oh look its the valley girls girl: stop making fun of us, we aint valley girls boy : but you live in the valley? girl: yeah but like we aint like the valley girls 1.frank zappa song "valley girl" 2. movie "valley girl" 3. girl who shops at the mall a lot (during the 80's) said gag me with a spoon barf me out omg or used like a lot. valley girl she's a valley girl valley girl she's a valley girl okay, fine fer sure, fer sure she's a valley girl in a clothing store okay, fine... fer sure, fer sure she's a valley girl in a clothing store like, oh my god! (valley girl) like - totally (valley girl) encino is like so b-tchen (valley girl) there's like the gallena (valley girl) and like all these like really great shoe stores i love going into like clothing stores and stuff i like to buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff it's like so b-tchen cuz everybody's like super-super nice... it's like so b-tchen... on ventura, there she goes she just bought some b-tchen clothes tosses her head 'n flips her hair she got a whole bunch of nothin' in there anyway, he goes are you into s and m? i go, oh right... could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy yeah, right, hurt me, hurt me... i'm sure! no way! he was like freaking me out... he called me a beastie... that's cuz like he was totally blitzed he goes like bag your face! i'm sure! valley girl she's a valley girl valley girl she's a valley girl okay, fine... fer sure, fer sure she's a valley girl so sweet 'n pure okay, fine... fer sure, fer sure she's a valley girl so sweet 'n pure it's really sad (valley girl) like my english teacher he's like... (valley girl) her's like mr. bu-fu (valley girl) we're talking lord g-d king bu-fu (valley girl) i am so sure he's like so gross he like sits there and like plays with all his rings and he like flirts with all the guys in the cl-ss it's like totally disgusting i'm like so sure it's like barf me out... gag me with a spoon! last idea to cross her mind had something to do with where to find a pair of jeans to fit her b-tt and where to get her toenails cut so like i go into this salon place, y'know and i wanted to get my toenails done. and the lady like goes, oh my g-d, your toenails are like so grody it was like really embarr-ssing she's like oh my god, like bag those toenails i'm like sure... she goes, uh, i don't know if i can handle this, y'know... i was like really embarr-ssed... valley girl she's a valley girl valley girl okay, fine fer sure, fer sure she's a valley girl and there is no cure okay, fine fer sure, fer sure she's a valley girl and there is no cure like my mother is like a total sp-ce cadet (valley girl) she like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl) clean the cat box (valley girl) i am sure that's like gross (valley girl) barf out! (valley girl) oh my god (valley girl) hi! uh-huh... (valley girl) my name? my name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl) uh-huh that's right. ondrya (valley girl) uh-huh i know (valley girl) it's like... i do not talk funny... i'm sure (valley girl) whatsa matter with the way i talk? (valley girl) i am a val, i know but i live like in a really good part of encino so it's okay (valley girl) so like, i don't know i'm like freaking out totally oh my g-d! hi - i have to go to the orthodontist i'm getting my braces off, you know but i have to wear a retainer that's going to be really like a total b-mmer i'm freaking out i'm sure like those things they like stick in my mouth they're so gross... you like get saliva all over them but like, i don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know so you can see my smile it'll be like really cool except my like my teeth are like too small but no biggie... it's so awesome it's like tubular, y'know well, i'm not like really ugly or anything it's just like i don't know you know me, i'm like into the clean stuff like pac-man, and like, i don't know like my mother like makes me do the dishes it's like so gross... like all the stuff like sticks to the plates and it's like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know it's like grody... grody to the max i'm sure it's like totally nauseating like barf out gag me with a spoon gross i am sure totally... a name for a type of girl who likes to say omg and like and totally and "whatever" and likes to gossip to the point where it is detrimental to their health. they are rich (or pretend to be) and shop at abercrombie, aéropostale, american eagle, the gap, old navy, hollister, designers like louis vatton, gucci (for the super rich ones) the reason why california is a h-llhole. now they are encroaching on our state of north carolina, so i advise you to stay as normal as possible if moving here. usually blond valley girls have stormed north carolina. don't forget the posers and the wannables.