Valley Kid


a person from happy valley who acts ghetto super star but is actually a spoiled rich kid. generally r-t-rded and can be seen flashing the “valley” sign a side ways peace sign, sometimes across their neck.

guys will be seen rapping to music and waving their arms as if they know what they are at and girls are the epitome of a valley girl. uses words such as like omg and kk all the time. both will be dressed well in designer or name brand clothing. guys usually drive general cars such as a cobalt and civic but with a fart can and/or spoiler on the trunk and think they are the fastest machine going, true speed racers, the stereo will also be cranked full blast so you don’t actually understand the words pumping from the car as it speeds by.

you can be a velley kid without actually living in the valley. those who are valley completly deny and often make fun of other valley kids.
“that is such a valley kid”
“they are so valley”
“f-cking speed racer, stupid valley kid”

valley kid: valley for life!
valley kid #2: valley b-tches!
(both tossing the sideways v symbol)

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