Vampire Academy


the best book ever- about a girl called rose hathaway
1: did you read the newest vampire academy book?
2: yeah, va rocks!
a story filled with russian cowboy vampires and plot holes the size of whales. it’s about a teacher and his female student going and having adventures fighting vampires (and angst about s-xual tension and the fact he’s a teacher) and then he becomes a vampire (a very angsty development) and then there’s more s-xual tension and that’s pretty much it as you can imagine it’s a super cl-ssy literature
i know everything about romance novels.

have you read vampire academy?

no?…

then you’re still a virgin. get out of my way.

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