Vampire Baseball


the sport that was created by stephanie meyer for the twilight saga because she couldn’t think of anything. it is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of quidditch.
“this is so boring and stupid”
“i know, it’s like vampire baseball”

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