vampire biscuit


the large breast of a gothic girl.
“holy sh-t, look at the vampire biscuits on that girl”
a tampon! – a vampire’s favorite tasty treat. can apply to un-used versions as well, but they are not nearly as tasty.
“dammit annie, why did you pack a whole bag full of vampire biscuits? we’re only going camping for 2 days!?!

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