Vampire Electronics
n. any electronic device which continues to use ridiculous amounts of electricity even when turned off. often results in unusually high electric bills.
electric bill recipient: “holy cr-p! look at this unusually high electricity bill!”
significant other: “yeah, it’s those stupid vampire electronics.”
—even when turned off, the average computer uses about 65 watts of electricity; the colon on a microwave’s display uses about 3 watts.—
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