vampire mullet


(noun) goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long – usually black, very black. forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.

the vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by fat-a-billies (female rock-a-billies).
morgatha’s vampire mullet is a sure sign she’s crazy.

i think i cut my hand on your vampire mullet.

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